IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME
KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER
One of you made Kim Kardashian cry
“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community
the interwebs won!!!!
Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.
NO IN UR NEXT ANIME CONVENTION PLS COSPLAY AS SHINJI BUT U HAVE TO BRING A MUG AND JUST KIND OF LOOK AT PPL LIKE
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
To the cricket that I just murdered, I am sorry. You see, I was very frightened whilst using the bathroom and seeing you crawl out of your hiding place. I had never encountered a huge black cricket before, my instincts kick in, I thought you were a roach. I am sorry that I grab the only things In sight and killed you instead of taking you outside. I panicked. As I watched you die, I felt ill, remorseful and shocked. I hope you forgive me and not haunt me.
I am introducing you to Slice of Moon.
It’s like Mehron on drugs. Like they have every damn color ever. Who wouldn’t enjoy that? And guess what you can use this shit on your face, on your car, on your statue like wtf else can you NOT do with this stuff?
Just don’t buy the glow in…